The Lad's Prayer

Our Beer,

Which Art In Barrels,

Hallowed Be Thy Drink,

They Will Be Drunk,

At Home As It Is In The Pub,

Forgive Our Daily Spillage,

As We Forgive Those Who Spill Beer Upon Us,

Lead Us Not Into Wine Tasting,

And Deliver Us From Alco-Pops,

For Ours Is The Bitter,

The Spirits And The Lager,

Forever And Ever,

Barmen.